I thought I was alive—I thought I’d been living a complete life with all the experiences a fulfilled person needs to experience. I wasn’t a foodie or a hippie, just an experienced, sentient citizen of the world. But I had never had tasted kale Caesar salad, and I was completely wrong.

John Flansburgh on kale Caesar salad (via theantigovernor)

in case y’all didn’t know, Flans is the guest editor for Magnet this week! he’s posting about everything from soul tunes to goat videos. be sure to check it out!

(via theantigovernor)

flans being totally hip (from blue arrow records)

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flans being totally hip (from blue arrow records)

tmbgareok:

New hat.

rabbit ears!

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tmbgareok:

New hat.

rabbit ears!

138 notesPosted on March 9, 2013 at 9:01pm
She’s about half the size of Sid, and she’ll never grow. She’s a perma-kitten. When we got her, she was really sick and it took a long time to nurse her back to health. She just had a really bad cold. She is runty, and I think in a shelter situation, cats like that really get pushed around. So it really was an actual rescue. She was really bedraggled.
John Flansburgh on his newest cat, Suzzy
Flans and Symphony Sid

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Flans and Symphony Sid

tmbgareok:

This pizza box raises more questions than answers.

this is what happens when you’re in a band, flans

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tmbgareok:

This pizza box raises more questions than answers.

this is what happens when you’re in a band, flans

218 notesPosted on March 3, 2013 at 1:34am
IMPORTANT

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IMPORTANT

This evening (2/18/03) we are posting on theymightbegiants.com, which has been newly renovated and refreshed for your surfing pleasure, a highly uncopyright-cleared remix that was made by the fine folks at Kendal Mintcake. They have applied some twenty-first century notions of copyright to our track S-E-X-X-Y. Get it while you can because the cease-and-desist orders are just minutes away. This is just a fun little blast of sound. Hope you dig it. We take no responsibility, and this conversation never happened.
Flans on the sampledelic Kendal Mintcake remix of “S-E-X-X-Y”
tmbgareok:

Business dude has antenna

good observation, john

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Business dude has antenna

good observation, john

63 notesPosted on February 23, 2013 at 10:08pm

here’s that Totally Rockin’ Mono Puff music video

talk about flansbeards