"John Flansburgh, wandering bar minstrel." via mynameisbluecanary

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"John Flansburgh, wandering bar minstrel." via mynameisbluecanary

theantigovernor:

tmbgareok:

RECOMMENDED: The FURminator

JF: My family has two long-haired cats. While they look “fancy,” in fact they are very lazy about their grooming; they shed a lot. This fact has frequently undermined my long-held desire to not look like a complete hobo/weirdo at various “grown up” functions. Until recently, nothing could really hold back the tide of their ever-present, clingy cat hairs. Brushing combs on them? Useless. Rollers and tape on me? After extreme effort—meh results.
 That all changed when we met our friends David and Catie. David and Catie owned a big hairy dog, two cats, as well a lot of sheep, so they were not strangers to the world of hairy, hairy animals. They were also elegant people, and routinely arrived at restaurants and cultural events looking remarkably grown up. Their secret? The FURminator. Yes. The name is embarrassing. What is the FURminator? It is a life-changer. It’s a metal long-toothed comb with what seems like a recessed blade. The device seems to be able to get to the animal’s undercoat and extract an impossible amount of hair. The FURminator is expensive—like $40—which I never would have spent if I hadn’t seen how well it works. We’re talking enough hair to think about spinning it into yarn. Here’s a lady using it on a big dog. Skip to the end; it’s insane how well this thing works. Everything is different now.

everything is different now

31 notesPosted on May 27, 2013 at 11:02pm

selfcallednowhere:

My boyfriend gave me a book called It All Changed in an Instant. It’s a book of “six-word memoirs,” which are exactly what they sound like, and it has Flans in it:

Visited London in 1977. Changed plans.

Here’s his bio from the back: John Flansburgh is an actor, musician, and member of the Grammy Award-winning rock band They Might Be Giants. He’s also directed music videos for Soul Coughing and Ben Folds Five, starred in the off-Broadway musical People Are Wrong!, and describes himself as “manic depressive, without the depression.”

13 notesPosted on May 25, 2013 at 10:50pm
sluteatingtree:

tmbgareok:

JF and Conan share a telecaster moment!

Flans your HAIR

sluteatingtree:

tmbgareok:

JF and Conan share a telecaster moment!

Flans your HAIR

(via thag-simmons)

tmbgareok:

JF: My cat waiting patiently for my return, in the sink.

tmbgareok:

JF: My cat waiting patiently for my return, in the sink.

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33 notesPosted on May 11, 2013 at 12:21am
We here at Fuck Yeah, Flansy! got you a picture of Flans in Japan with goofy hair for his birthday

We here at Fuck Yeah, Flansy! got you a picture of Flans in Japan with goofy hair for his birthday

tmbgareok:

JF: with all this gray hair coming in, I’m going to start telling people my hairstyle is a vertical ombre.

we here at Fuck Yeah, Flansy, are, ostensibly, not nearly as knowledgeable about hair styles of these days as Mr. F

Flans is on fire lately

Flans is on fire lately

tmbgareok:

31 notesPosted on April 26, 2013 at 7:11am